nothing but the truth, so help me god


25 things I know to be true:

  • The sun will rise. And set. every day.
  • Santa Claus is coming to town in 79 days.
  • I am 7 pounds heavier than I report on doctor’s forms.
  • actually 8.
  • Drew is enjoying his travels, but he misses me. a lot.
  • I am a good mother. but gotta’ work on the friend thing.
  • My blood type needs chocolate.
  • I am meant to be alive. Cancer sucks.
  • We are all the same. just different shells.
  • Dogs are better than people.
  • The sun makes us all happier. and bouncier.
  • So does a good bowel movement.
  • A clean house unclutters the brain too.
  • I cannot live without love. neither can you.
  • My farts smell better than your farts.
  • I’m in charge of my destiny.
  • What I put in comes out.
  • What I put out comes back.
  • Worrying won’t change a thing.
  • I am very strong. and very weak.
  • I am not perfect. except for my boobs. my fake boobs.
  • I could not live without my kids.
  • Grass is mostly green. on both sides of the fence.


Have a fabulous Friday! Be happy. Be true. Be You. xoimg_2817

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